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Joke of the Day
"Losing my virginity was a lot like my first football game Hurt, bloody, but at least my dad came."
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"Chuck Norris is in a class of his own. That doesn't implement Comparable. #hacking"
"So this guy pointing a gun to my face was like: Your money or your life! and I was like: I'm on Facebook, I don't have money or a life."
"If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024...."
"What did Ron Burgandy say when he dropped his waffle on the beach? Go fuck yourself sandy Eggo"
"A good rule to live by Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
"Patrick Star is so clueless It's like he lives under a rock or something"
"A woman's shoes say a lot about her feelings believe it or not. For example, if they're behind her ears, she likes you."
"Sitting Indian Style When I was in third grade the teacher told us to sit Indian Style. So I drank a 30 case of beer and laid in a gutter."
"Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy? He was having a mid life crisis."