112460

Joke of the Day

"Sitting Indian Style When I was in third grade the teacher told us to sit Indian Style. So I drank a 30 case of beer and laid in a gutter."

"A pithy Mexican enters a store... and he said: ""two bags of chips, pork flavor!"""

"The Earth was concerned about the moon. The Sun tried to reassure the Earth. ""The moon is just going through a phase"" said the Sun."

"I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it start?"""

"prophets this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!"

"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town."

"I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, What the hell are you doing with your life?'"

"Jokes about the blind aren't funny. Can't people see that?"

"Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke Joke Jooooooooke."

"The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now."