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Joke of the Day

"Sitting Indian Style When I was in third grade the teacher told us to sit Indian Style. So I drank a 30 case of beer and laid in a gutter."

"Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!"

"If you're hitting the gas every time she tries to open the passenger side door, remember, the 8th time is always the funniest."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced A buccaneer"

"A proctologist quit his job.. He was tired of being the butt of the joke."

"Date: Are you ready to take on another man's child? Me: yes Later- Date: This is.. *I knock her kid out with one punch Me: too easy!"

"What is green and has wheels on it? A grass parking lot."

"TIL: Hitler was a very emotional golfer ...Every time his ball went into a bunker, he became suicidal!"

"How do you know that Hindu woman is into you? Her diode starts flashing green."

"Me: How awful do I look? Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on? Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No."