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Joke of the Day

"If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024...."

"May you never leave your marriage alive."

"Have you heard my joke about the Ebola outbreak yet? Eh... Nevermind. You probably won't get it."

"Whole Foods mixed up the labels on regular & vegan chicken salads. Vegans became suspicious when they experienced a fleeting moment of joy."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who know binary, and those who don't."

"To err is human... To not know what err means is American."

"Joke I had a joke about cheese. Never mind it was too cheesy... The last of us inspirational full of haha joke...:)"

"I found out why amphibious cars never caught on. They were always getting toad."

"Squirrel sex What did the squirrel say after fucking an acorn? Best nut of my life"

"It sounds like the dog's nails need trimming. Either that or she's off in the distance, typing, ""It was a dark and stormy night."""