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Joke of the Day

"What did Ron Burgandy say when he dropped his waffle on the beach? Go fuck yourself sandy Eggo"

"What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music? Trap"

"Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day."

"Do you want to hear an Ebola joke? Just refresh the page,it's probably posted again."

"I'm gods gift to women if god only shopped at Rite Aid."

"I tore the elbow of my shirt last week, but I was able to stitch it back together. On the hole, it's held up surprisingly well."

"Shake what your momma gave ya! *shakes old decorative wreath* (pine needles and holly berries go everywhere)"

"What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis? A *rotato*..."

"Before today, the saddest Brazilians I ever saw... ...were the waiters who got assigned to me at Fogo de Chau #estoygordo"

"What do clothes and religion have in common? Someone invented them and forced them on everyone."