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Joke of the Day

"What did the Jewish man do when he got a dog? Posted fliers around the neighborhood that said ""Not Lost Yet""."

"I wish my best friend would leave his cheating whore of a wife. Then I wouldn't feel so guilty for sleeping with her all the time."

"If a deadly alligator appears in the instant after you tell your friends you'll see them later there is literally no way to warn them"

"cnt wait to dress up as a windmill for halloween its never a bad time to teach ppl about renewable energy sources lmao"

"I have a confession to make, I am a lesbian... Trapped in a man's body."

"You could call a woman beautiful 100 times and she'll never remember it. But call her ugly once and she'll never forget it. You know why? Because an elephant never forgets."

"Donkeys kill more people annually than airplanes do. So watch your ass."

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven."

"Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I'm in public"

"I'm the guy in charge of making the room smell nasty in the Glade commercials."