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Joke of the Day
"Donkeys kill more people annually than airplanes do. So watch your ass."
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"Megan with an h? Whatever Hmegan...."
"Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!"
"After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now."
"I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week! At least, that's what my doctor told me..."
"I met Jesus once but he was kind of a dick He was all ""holier-than-thou"""
"Do you know what the twins were doing in the wigwam? I can't tell you... it's *two-in-tents*."