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Joke of the Day

"What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!"

"Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

"What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawnmower Unemployed"

"What's your number? A Jewish girl and a man meet in a bar. They hit it off and the man asks for the girls number. The girl lifts up her sleeve."

"Friend: Do I need to repeat myself? Me: No. I might not be able to ignore you a second time"

"Why is 10 traumatized forever? Because he was right in the middle of 9-11."

"Hillary Is Like Francium... Take her *elect*ron away and she won't blow up have of America."

"What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa? An elefanatic, of course."

"Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson? Because he was home alone."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."