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Joke of the Day
"How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb? pi"
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"How do you get an 80 year-old woman to swear? How do you get an 80 year-old woman to yell ""F*ck""? You get another 80 year-old woman next to her to yell ""BINGO"""
"People always say that obesity runs in their family... I don't know about you but in my family obesity waddles in my family"
"[Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan"
"Joke request Tell me your best joke that includes ""July"" ""fourth"" and ""fire"" Let's see what you've got, Reddit!"
"Did you know that if everyone in the U.S. donated just one pint of blood, we could pour it over the Statue of Liberty and be hella cool?"
"I spent 10 minutes comparing minivans with another dad in case you wondered what it's like to be dead inside."
"Why are a good majority of Americans obese? At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own."
"Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? No?"
"Just made this up. What did one cannibal-rapist say to the other? ""Let's do lunch."""