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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol activates the ""we need to take pictures now!"" center of your brain."
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"I asked a Chinese girl for her number.. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"A jewish boy asks his father.. Jewish boy: Father can I borrow $40? Father: $30?! What do you need $20 for??!!"
"How many beans are in Irish bean soup? Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty."
"Man was rushed to ER after putting 4 plastic horses up his ass... After being treated, doctor described his state as stable"
"the boss hands me a gun, ""you know what to do."" I nod. outside, I frantically google: boss gun why how to kill is killing ok regift gun ok"
"I'd like to thank my dad for always being there for me From the day I was conceived to the day he found out my mom was pregnant"
"Sia's full name is: ""Sia...Wouldntwannabia."""
"Is it considered sexual assault to masturbate while cyber bullying? If so, I owe a pretty heartfelt apology to some members of PlaystationNetwork."
"I said to the wife, ""I'm horny."" ""What you want me to do?"" ""Have sex with me."" ""Oh, really?"" ""No, just joking,"" I laughed. ""I just wanted to give you a headache."""