196902
Joke of the Day
"Which class the The Flash hated the most while in college? Physics..."
Next Joke
"What does a nosy pepper do? He get jalepeno business."
"Want a slutty costume? Dress up like my professors, they barely cover anything important."
"3 Mods walk into a bar [deleted]"
"The Vietnamese world domination: one nail salon at a time."
"Kids are the worst CIA agents. I KNOW WATERBOARDING SUCKS KATIE BUT YOU CAN'T TELL THE TALIBAN EVERYTHING FOR A CAPRI SUN YOU IDIOT"
"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."
"Jeopardy is petty. If you asked someone ""What is snow?"" No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this."
"Master yoda are we on the right path... ...off course,we are"
"What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time? The Caliph ate."