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Joke of the Day
"Which class the The Flash hated the most while in college? Physics..."
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"I only date girls that smoke weed I guess you can say I have high standards"
"Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!"
"""Metric system? You mean the easy measurement system based upon multiples of 10, that every other country uses? Na. We're good."" - America"
"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."
"What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended"
"Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated."
"Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind."
"So I ran out of soap a few days ago... It feels like the most American thing I've ever done: lessening my dependence on foreign oils."
"how do lawyers argue without crying"