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Joke of the Day
"how do lawyers argue without crying"
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"Got a long rambling phone call in spanish.. I don't know who they were, or what they were saying, but im pretty sure they're bringing me tostadas in one hour."
"Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape"
"What do they say about the blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."
"Alligators can grow up to 8 feet! Though most only have 4"
"Sorry, I can't make it. Can't find my ""goin out"" sweatpants."
"I asked a Jewish girl for her number... She rolled up her sleeve"
"Wanna hear a corny joke? Ethanol"
"A Mexican athlete finally got a medal at the Olympics. The police are still searching for him."
"Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by choice."