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"The pollen count that's a difficult job! [Credit to Milton Jones]"
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"What kind of music does a factory worker listen to? Industrial Metal"
"Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was worth all the land in California. I *wish* houses out here could still be that cheap!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two"
"I have sex almost every day. Today I almost had sex, yesterday I almost had sex..."
"Human Cannonball Following the tragic death of the human cannonball at the local fair, a spokesman said, ""We'll struggle to get another man of his calibre""."
"If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me. I'm very skilled at shooting aliens this way"
"What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark"
"A mama's boy is frantically running out of a strip club yelling... MY MOMMA TOLD ME IF I EVER CAME INTO A PLACE LIKE THIS I'D TURN INTO STONE. AND I FEEL IT'S STARTING"
"It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose."