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Joke of the Day

"Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was worth all the land in California. I *wish* houses out here could still be that cheap!"

"needs to stop keeping the cocaine next to the coffee creamer. I screwed up again. drinking a cup now and it has that weird milky taste."

"I never knew why a Frisbee became larger as it got closer... Then it hit me. . . ^^^I'm ^^^sorry"

"What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer? The former builds weapons, the latter targets"

"Glee has ruined that word for me"

"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."

"Q: Why'd the robber take a bath? A: He wanted to make a clean getaway."

"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?"

"Professor, please tell us about discrete physical values in quantum mechanics. Sure, one moment."

"A coworker told me I was a pedophile and said I probably had a van that said ""Free Candy"" on the side. I told him that would be pointless. My target demographic can't read yet."