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Joke of the Day
"What did the Chinese cowboy say? Nii haw!"
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"No, I'm not addicted to taking batteries out of clocks. I can stop at any time I want."
"Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily"
"Two's Company, Three's a Crowd"
"What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong? That he only has a 6 inch."
"If I say ""Someone else's God"", Then say ""Dammit"" Is it still a sin ?"
"I had a bad donair earlier Now I falafel"
"""Knock, Knock..."" ""Who's there?"" ""I Love Mop"""
"A guy asks his friend if he wants to join his piss club.. He replies: ""Uuuhre sure?"" to satisfy his friend. So, happy that he will join he says: ""YOU'RE IN!"""
"It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click ""Maybe"" on the event invite and then not show up."