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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a square that's been beat up? A rekt-tangle"
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"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Smack that bitch and tell her to get back to work."
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"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? v2 Allah's Snackbar."