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Joke of the Day

"Happy birthday George Lucas. To celebrate we'll be removing the iconic happy birthday song from your party & replacing it with a worse song."

"Ever hear of a 68? It's like a 69, only you do me and I owe you one."

"First man: what is the most commonly used French expression? Second man: uhh... I give up"

"I've got my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting tomorrow."

"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they'll just beat the room for being black!"

"There's a giant exploding ball of fire in sky every day, and we're just supposed to be cool with it? Hell no, I'm not into that at all."

"Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?"

"The problem with political jokes is they get elected. --Henry Cate VII"

"Obama is in a sinking ship. Who gets saved? America"