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Joke of the Day

"trained zebra no video see the benefits of training"

"Personally, I don't think it would feel good to be walking on sunshine. The sun is a fucking hot ball of gas."

"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."

"Why does the sun set at night? The moon scares the daylights out of it!"

"LPT: If a sexy hot girl adds you on Facebook... REJECT HIM!!!"

"I wouldn't really mind being left to my own devices as long they were fully charged and there was WiFi."

"Look, I know you really miss her. But, you know what? Sometimes things aren't meant to be. One time I really wanted this waffle...."

"I'm Mexican and I think we should go to bed early Tomorrow we need to wake up early to go build the wall."

"At the end of obituaries in the newspaper they should give the person a score out of 100."

"How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: ""Pick-a-jew""!"