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Joke of the Day

"I'm Mexican and I think we should go to bed early Tomorrow we need to wake up early to go build the wall."

"I learned 10 jokes about clickbait today. But I won't tell them. You wouldn't belive number 7 anyway."

"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking sh!t from some @sshole!"

"What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school? A mutant-y"

"What's big, Scottish, and depressing? Scotland."

"Why do rappers make bad carpenters? Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches."

"I got a flyer in the mail that said ""Get into a new car no questions asked!"" Bullshit... my neighbor still asked WTF I was doing in his BMW."

"Why didn't crab and lobster like to share? They were both two shellfish"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."

"A ""racist rapist"" sounds worse than a regular rapist when u first hear it, but it's actually better cause less people get raped."