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Joke of the Day
"How do you starve an black man? Hide his food stamps under his work boots."
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"I used to be a plastic surgeon. Which raised a few eyebrows. (Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)"
"Guy to a friend, ""I just got a new job"" Friend ""oh yeah doing what?"" Guy ""fucking your mom, it's got good health benefits"""
"hi yeah I'm here about the junior executive position. my skills? well I'm SUPER GOOD at playing video games i found too difficult as a child"
"Why could the french man not count to four? He could not get past the tree!"
"How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day? ""Aboot this big"""
"Did you hear about the mummy that reached the top 10 with his new album? People say it's cause he has the tightest wraps"
"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"
"What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common? Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil."
"How do you get Martha Stewart to scream twice? Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on the curtains."