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Joke of the Day
"Having sex in an elevator.. ..is wrong on so many levels"
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"21st century kid on Santa's lap-""Yo santa, some more insta followers would be real dope for Christmas. Thanks bruh bruh"""
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"""This tofu tastes like chicken."" No one believes you dude."
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"Sorry, Spiderbro, but I have to tell you... I totally smashed your wife last night."
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"ME: Who is your favourite philosopher? PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher?"