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Joke of the Day

"Having sex in an elevator.. ..is wrong on so many levels"

"Did you hear about the woman who got caught with pot in her fake breasts? It was a huge drug bust"

"A wizard walks in to a gay bar.. And disappears with a poof!"

"Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more."

"A gambler hits the jackpot *What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?* - asks his wife. ""31 black"""

"My son just chewed gum during his entire bath. I eagerly await a cease-and-desist order from Burt Reynolds's attorney."

"Yo momma is so fat She's dead."

"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."

"My Grandmother recently passed away and left me everything in her will. I guess you could say that I'm Grammy nominated."

"I said to her: ""Two more inches and I'd be a king"" ""Two inches less and you'd be a queen"", she replied."