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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel? A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters"

"A girl at my high school got kicked out of the Future Farmers of America (FFA)... She couldn't keep her calves together."

"I parked in a disabled space today... ...and a traffic warden shouted to me, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said ""Tourettes! Now fuck off!"""

"""Meetings"" What a Jamaican calls everything he owns."

"Hallmark Card: ""I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."""

"What do you call a medieval dentist? A plaque doctor."

"What is the the Chicken's favorite composer? bach bach bach time to return to /r/TIL"

"My 4 year told me my tummy looks soft and squishy today, so I put her barbies on the highest shelf on the house."

"What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They just arrest the entire room for being dark."