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Joke of the Day

"What is the the Chicken's favorite composer? bach bach bach time to return to /r/TIL"

"Hitler couldn't have been that bad of a guy.. After all, he did kill Hitler"

"Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!"

"Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write ""do not eat"" on dry silica packets."

"Monica Lewinsky's favorite Green Bay Packer? Clinton-Dix"

"FB lesson number #1. If you don't want people meddling in your business, stop posting it on your status."

"""Hello! Thanks for calling the urology department."" Please hold"

"Two deer at a gay bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns and says to the other, ""I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."""

"I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!"

"Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life? He had no leg to stand on."