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Joke of the Day

"A girl at my high school got kicked out of the Future Farmers of America (FFA)... She couldn't keep her calves together."

"Q: How many racists does it take to change a white bulb oops sorry can I start over"

"A priest and a rabbi are standing on a corner when a 5 year old boy walks by. The priest says, ""Hey. Let's fuck that boy"". Replied the rabbi, ""out of what?""."

"So I just found out those stick figures on the back of cars are not to keep track of how many pedestrians you've hit,i will be removing mine"

"I got a hair cut for $10 At this rate, its gonna cost me a million dollars to get them all cut."

"I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect... ...but they fried me for no raisin."

"Me: How was your first day of school? 5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back?"

"I left my girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting... I wonder what she's up to now."

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. Then he sits down"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the Chamber."