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Joke of the Day

"What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!"

"What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!"

"""Sugar"" is the only word in the English language where ""su-"" makes a ""sh"" sound. At least, I'm pretty sure..."

"I told my mom about caching. She said it sounds expensive."

"What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap? He said ""Sure! I could loan some Dove""."

"I hate playing chess with Australian players Every check is a check, mate."

"Why was the intelligent Heineken upset? 'Cus the bud's wiser."

"Gene Simmons is giving tongue to a Hamas tunnel. His tongue is so long it comes out at the other end of the tunnel."

"This morning, I accidentally put redbull instead of water in my coffee After 15 mins of driving I realized I forgot home my car"

"My sons ebola joke What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal :) (Be kind,he's only 14 lol)"