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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a medieval dentist? A plaque doctor."

"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial."

"John Cusack will always have ""I didn't do my homework but I love you"" face."

"So an Irishman walks past a bar..."

"What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters."

"""Did you know it's impossible to lick your elbow?"" ""No it's not. Here, try!"""

"There's so much porn floating around the internet these days... I just shake my fist."

"Jimmy Savile wasn't all bad; He had a profound and lasting impact on music... Backstage at Top of the Pops, it was him who introduced Cream to Small Faces"

"What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes? ""It's all in the execution."""

"What did one crow say to the other? Caw dude?"