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Joke of the Day
"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."
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"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."
"Did you know that Australians don't ever actually have sex? Because Australians mate..."
"Your brain has 2 parts! The left part where nothing is right and Right part where nothing is left"
"How to open new toy: 1. Cut tape with machete. 2. Take shot. 3. Undo 23,518 twist ties. 4. Take 3 shots. 5. Watch child play with box."
"Hired a Mexican gondolier... ...his name was Pedro."
"What do you call a friend who turns a wine glass into a candle holder? An acquaintance"
"Just need to grow I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere."
"I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands. :/"
"Why aren't any transvestites astronauts? Because in space, there's no drag.^please^dont^hurt^me."