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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a friend who turns a wine glass into a candle holder? An acquaintance"
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"Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. Oprah 2. Aunt Jamima 3. Motha Fucka"
"Am I a bad person of I am skeptical of a guy with a ""Need Help - God Bless"" sign on an iPad 2?"
"I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back."
"What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?"
"Best Blonde Joke Ever What is the funniest blonde joke you've ever heard?"
"I ride a dog to work... The commute's a bitch!"
"What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on."
"This month is called ""February,"" that stuff is called ""snow"" and unless you live in what's called the ""tropics,"" drop the shock and awe."
"How do farmers party? They *turnip* the *beets*. :/"