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Joke of the Day

"How did the investigators discover that a serial killer had dandruff? They found head & shoulders in his bathroom."

"What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?"

"Maybe money can't buy Happy but it can probably buy Dopey at a good price."

"How much does a dead battery cost? It's free of charge"

"When a wife is laughing at her husband's jokes, it means they have guests at home."

"You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school."

"*decides to go on a diet* *smokes weed* *eats a horse*"

"What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad."

"To the 20 year old girl who wrote an essay claiming she is too pretty to be allowed to lead a normal life:Same."

"Fatherhood Tip : If there's puke in your coat pocket and poop on your shoulder, you're holding the baby upside down."