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Joke of the Day
"What do you call vampires vagina? Cunt Dracula"
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"A Match Made in Heaven God grabbed a box of cigarettes and pulled one out. He put it in his mouth when he realized he had nothing to light it with."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopus"
"""Honey, the baby sure is fussy. Why don't we go see a movie after we goto a nice, quiet restaurant?"""
"MURDERER: *while murdering me* I feel like you're not taking this seriously. ME: *eating a Belgian waffle* Wut?"
"Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air."
"What do you call a man with a one inch penis? Justin."
"Why are Iranian women always eating? They can't stop getting stoned"
"Blondes is a nutshell Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""
"How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? When She fits in your wife's clothes."