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Joke of the Day
"Ok, I have two short jokes and one long joke... Joke joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooke!"
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"""It's definitely better without a condom"" I say, removing it from my soup"
"Girls are like internet domain names All the good ones are taken, so all we are left with are the strange foreign ones that nobody wants."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse coffin and kicky little shroud"
"What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg? Chocolate Ice Cream in July!"
"What do fat people wipe their butts with? Toilet paper."
"Dead babies What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ? Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork."
"""I'll teach you the gropes."" -perverted mentor"
"What's long and hard and screws people? An exam."
"Intelligence is the new cleavage"