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Joke of the Day

"Ok, I have two short jokes and one long joke... Joke joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooke!"

"Hey woman , are you a beaver?! Cuz' DAMN!"

"Me: I'm having a problem with my computer: IT guy: Have you tried punching it? Me: That's the first thing I tried. I'm not an idiot."

"What is definition of indefinitely? When your balls are touching her ass, you are in-definatlly"

"When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?"

"one of the last times I got really mad was in a parking lot when a single clown got out of an enormous van"

"If you use your alarm to look for your car in a parking lot someone will eventually help you find it by yelling ""It's over here you idiot!"""

"Blonde joke... Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: NOBODY DOES!!!"

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up, packed in zip lock bags and stored in the freezer."

"Some people say that you should let sleeping dogs lie... But I believe that all animals should tell the truth."