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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? *Sigh*ence"
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"I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that's the last thing I need."
"An old man was sitting there trying to dook 1 out... His dooker was all empty, void of a duke. As he, sat there and peed, shat free, he re,alized, that he, was, ""squeezin for no reason"""
"I want to be a brick layer, I'm shittin bricks left and right.haha"
"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins."
"What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony? You may fist the bride"
"Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly ma'am we'll comb the area."
"What is a Muslim baby's first word? ""Revenge!"""
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck."
"I used to always ask my mom for things & she'd say ""what's the magic word"" and I'd say ""abracadabra"" and she'd say ""you're why dad left."""