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Joke of the Day

"A true Columbus Day sale in a mattress store would mean all the merchandise is infested with smallpox"

"If we get matching tattoos I want them on the elbow because weenus together."

"What's the worst single thing you could do to someone? Start dating them"

"My local supermarket is selling Star Wars-themed cereal... They really are trying to milk the franchise for all its worth."

"Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period."

"So there's a hot tub full gays... A condom floats to the surface and one of them says: ""Alright, who farted?"""

"How do you say goodbye to German cheese? Velveetazane"

"[bar] CUSTOMER: Barman BARMAN: Sir? C: This beer tastes like piss [further down the bar] BEAR GRYLLS: I'll have what he's having"

"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's got only his shelf to blame."

"So a blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."