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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst single thing you could do to someone? Start dating them"
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"What do you use to search for anime in Google? Weabooleans"
"Username goes to the store. He buys three oranges and goes to the till. Username checks out."
"Safe to say a good 38% of my life is spent trying to sleep while the 18yr old stomps through the house like an angry triceratops."
"Man walks in on his son A man walks in on his son masturbating, and gets really mad ""Hey, save that for when you are older!"" By the time the kid was 18, he had three jars full."
"I thought I could have sex with this Eskimo woman... ... But she wasn't that Inuit."
"Oscar Pistorius really wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it."
"12yo son forgot his electric toothbrush -- so now he has to MOVE HIS ARM to brush his teeth. His protest was legendary."
"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"
"Both cats and dogs are illiterate, but I bet dogs feel bad about it, while cats don't give a shit."