182007
Joke of the Day
"How do you say goodbye to German cheese? Velveetazane"
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"Why shouldn't you get stoned and reddit?"
"Sorry for shouting ""go go gadget personality"" while you were speaking. Please, continue."
"Why is there no volume control on the microwave? Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza?"
"If a pilot can't get it up during takeoff Is it called projectile dysfunction?"
"I will never refer to 'drunk me' or 'sober me' because that implies the second one exists."
"""Emma Stone"" ~ Italian man telling you he's high"
"The biggest problem with my business selling pens and pencils..... Having stationery stock"
"*i finally get a girl over* *dad rolls out from under my bed* YO SON WHATA YA CALL A PIG WHO DOES KARATE? ""dad no"" A PORK CHOP"
"What do Orphans get for Christmas? Lonely."