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Joke of the Day
"Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place."
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"History channel."
"[1st day undercover] Me: [to gang of street punks] what up dongs? Voice through earpiece: OMG its DAWGS u idiot Me: is ur gang hiring today?"
"If 4/20 is national weed day whats 4/21? National surprise drug test day! Happy 4/20 everyone! :)"
"My girlfriend asked me if I liked getting pissed on..... I said,""yes."" She said,""urine for a treat."""
"My friend Mark called me pretentious so I slapped him with my silk handkerchief."
"What do you call a stick with autism? Autistic"
"North Korea launched ICBM today Good news for them, it managed to make it out of Pyongyang this time"
"Twitter=Whats happening? FB=Whats on your mind? FourSquare= Where am I? Quora=what? Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me?"
"Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6."