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Joke of the Day

"North Korea launched ICBM today Good news for them, it managed to make it out of Pyongyang this time"

"If you want to piss off a narcissist, just tell 'em that subtweet wasn't about them."

"Some people are as useless as the second window at McDonald's."

"How does a black mother tell her children apart? She remembers them by their last names."

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's dead"

"Dating is hard because guys are like ""You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?"" and girls are like ""It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"""

"""Say ur a bad girl"" I'm a bad girl ""oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..."" ooh i'm gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice"

"Why did the guy stick guano up his butt? Cause he was batshit crazy"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside."

"I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice."