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Joke of the Day

"Twitter=Whats happening? FB=Whats on your mind? FourSquare= Where am I? Quora=what? Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me?"

"My balls are so big that my sac only holds one. The second one? You're standing on it."

"Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards."

"Trump is like The Room. It's so bad, it's so good."

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Why didn't Hitler ever order a french dip? Because he hates au jus."

"I learned from 'The Exorcist' That when it comes to souls, possession is 9/10 of the law. Changed slightly from a comment made by /u/boobiesucker"

"A liberal wins the powerball! Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!"

"""I just tried to make reservations at the library"" You don't need a res- ""Couldn't get one though"" Don't do this ""They were fully booked"""

"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"