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"I put the ogle in Google image search."
"A redneck girl is sucking off her black power boyfriend. What's her favorite song? I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas"
"Entropy ...isn't what it used to be."
"Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode."
"I wanna Die peaceful in my sleep just my like my Grandpah! Unlike the passengers in his car..."
"Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon? Because he's a Wino-saur!"
"They called it the Fiddle Motel..... ....but it was a vile inn."
"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."
"What do Hutts use to program computers? JabbaScript"