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Joke of the Day

"[1st day undercover] Me: [to gang of street punks] what up dongs? Voice through earpiece: OMG its DAWGS u idiot Me: is ur gang hiring today?"

"I saw a man at the beach going ""Help! Shark! Help!"" I laughed because I knew that the shark wasn't going to help him."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys"

"An iron rule of a leader make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud."

"Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing."

"The thunder god.. sat upon his favourite Filly, I'm Thor, He Cried! The Horse replied, You forgot your thaddle thilly"

"What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? A master batter"

"The people of Dubai were shown an episode of The Flintstones, and they don't like it... But apparently the people from Abu Dhabi do!"

"So, It's not ok to write ""always best to have a spare incase you break the first one"" on facebook, when someone announces a second pregnancy"