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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Chris Hemsworth like to eat Fruity Pebbles on set? his lips were Thor"
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"I'm a Jack of all trades But a master of pun."
"I never trust atoms They make up everything."
"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip-off"
"Good thing it's Valentines day, cause I woke up with a massive heart on!"
"Interviewer: ""Why do you want this job?""Me: ""I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death."""
"My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z .... ..... .... Wait... Shit..."
"I often cry after sex. But in my defence, I use a pretty big onion."
"What's the best part of a redneck brothel? The family discount"