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Joke of the Day
"What's a questionable hole blocker? A butt plug (but why? you ask)"
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"(NSFW) They've finally published my self-help book about having sex with herbs It's about fucking thyme."
"The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension... ...he gets to spend more time with the kids."
"Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan 'We need to build a wah'"
"How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto? It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock."
"If you cry every day in your relationship.. sit down, take a deep breath & ask yourself, ""Am I dating a Human or an Onion?"""
"An American History Joke What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."
"How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb."
"Nice try speed bumps, it's a rental."
"My wife just accused me of being big-headed and thinking I was better than I was. I nearly fell off my throne."