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Joke of the Day

"An American History Joke What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."

"What did the french bloomers say to the sexy thong? Well I've 'ad me ups n downs, but I've never been pushed to one side..."

"In a recent drug use quiz at work, I won. Nobody got higher than me."

"The key to success is sincerity... Once you can fake that, you're golden."

"That's the third time in a week I've woken myself up by farting. One more complaint and they're not gonna let me drive this bus anymore."

"I got my family banned from playing Family Feud today. The category was ""Describe your sex life with a Spongebob quote"" and apparently ""ARE YOU READY KIDS?"" was not the right answer."

"Hate it when pharmacy girls ask if I've ""Used this product before?"" Darling I've applied, swallowed & inserted every item ever sold here."

"What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down? Coles"

"My dog saw a sign on a wall that said ""wet paint""... So he did."

"There once was a lady from Madrass... There once was a lady from Madrass Who had a magnificent ass Not pretty and pink as you may think But had long ears and ate grass. Credit: Playboy, circa 1970s"