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Joke of the Day

"Licking whiskey off your keyboard in the morning is something everyone does, right?"

"Saying your an American Jihadist... Is like saying your a little bit dead ,if your saying it you probably don't know what it is."

"What's ISIS favourite meal? Turkey! Its the bomb!"

"Aladdin's love for carpet rides must have saved Jasmine thousands of dollars in waxing fees and razors."

"When idiots talk to me, I just imagine they're saying, 'I'm an idiot,' over and over. Makes it easier to nod in agreement and not get cross."

"Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number."

"I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. He was riveting."

"The difference between ""like"" ""love"" and ""in love"" is the same as the difference between ""for now"" ""for a while"" and ""forever"""

"Why Does the Pope wear Boxers? He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed."

"What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons? If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down."