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Joke of the Day

"The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension... ...he gets to spend more time with the kids."

"there's a new joke on this subreddit"

"What did the Muslim Sonic say? Gotta go fast."

"One day I'm going to cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"

"Jared was a good eater But he always left a little behind"

"Imo everyone should consider organ donation Ahhh actually I've had a change of heart"

"Reddit's front page has more intellectual news stories than my local TV stations I don't understand it because I'm only 3 years old."

"Did you hear what they found in Justin Bieber's urine sample? Marijuana, prescription pills, alcohol, and Flintstones vitamins"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those that get it and those that don't."

"What is an office gossip's favorite tool? A spreadshit, of course."