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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!"
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"imagine treating the ask a swede hotline like a sex hotline... ""so, what are you wearing?"" ""sensible athletic wear, yah!"" ""ughhhhhhhh."""
"What does Laquisha have for breakfast? Plan B"
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race"
"How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? ""Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."""
"I HAVE A LITTLE MERMAID BAND-AID UNDER MY EYE CAUSE I'M IN A GANG NOW."
"as a kid, I used to think $1,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money"
"God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy."
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? It isn't hard"
"I just found out that my blood type is B negative. That's the worst one. My day is ruined."