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Joke of the Day

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!"

"Why do we still call them newspapers when most of them aren't on paper... and most of them don't contain news?"

"What did the 0 say to the 8? ""Nice fuckin' belt."""

"If a user posts Nazi-related offensive content and a German moderator sees it, what happens to the user? He gets banschlussed."

"My friend Oscar met Leonardo DiCaprio and told him a joke. He didn't get it."

"Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty."

"2 guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks"

"What Is the Difference Between a ISIS Training Camp and a Iraqi School? Can't Tell the Fucking Difference, I just fly the drone."

"We have a local weatherman who often forecasts ""changeable skies."" He makes a lot of money to make that call."

"What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab? Where to sir?"