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Joke of the Day
"Why did you destroy that urinal cake? Peer pressure"
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"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."
"The worst would you rather... This election."
"A rope walks into a bar And sees someone sitting at the bar reposting this joke. The rope hangs the reposter."
"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"
"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."
"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at them."
"*moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*"
"A man lovingly told his fiance ""I don't have a big house or a yacht like my friend, Harry, but I will love you forever."" She replied, ""Oh, yeah. I love you too. Now, who's this Harry?!"""
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a WWI soldier? A WWI soldier has a reason for shooting himself in the foot."