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Joke of the Day

"If she ever says: What did you just say!? I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room."

"Sometimes all you need is $500 million dollars."

"What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent."

"Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. (my wife tells this joke to everyone and no one but me has ever laughed)"

"How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs"

"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"

"Why did the cow tip over? Excellent service."

"I told my wife I'm not willing to help with the laundry but I am willing to draw nipples on her flesh colored bras so they'd be less creepy."

"Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette... ... The sixth one loves it to death."

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