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Joke of the Day
"Look mom, my boobs are starting to grow! Yeah Mike, you should lose some weight."
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"You're exceeding the limits of my medication. Please go away."
"They said ""orange is the new black""... ...but I didn't realise they meant Trump would replace Obama."
"What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too? Imagination."
"where does a queer download his illegal software from? pirategay"
"Do I have friends? Are we allowed to count the enemies of my enemies? Then yes, I have a bunch of friends."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"
"Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany? diepole"
"What's three times worse than OCD? OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait..."
"All women are different. Yet none of them can drive."