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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"
Next Joke
"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick."
"The most stressful part of my day is when my 5 year old shows me what he made in Arts & Crafts and I have to guess what it is."
"My soon to be ex-wife just told me I need to face my demons. nnWTF. I was looking right at her."
"Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fall out"
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."
"Try not to remember that your brain is the pilot of a meat robot that can't do twenty pushups without dying."
"Why is Light Beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water"
"Why are Women and Children evacuated first in a Disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."
"'Please, I need this', I whisper as I try to steal a baby goat from the petting zoo."