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Joke of the Day

"What's three times worse than OCD? OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait..."

"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I'd be her type."

"What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."

"How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport? Terminal velocity."

"Someone's written an album about thermometers... I've heard it's been nominated for a Mercury Prize."

"'Not Actual Game Footage' 'Translation' 'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game'"

"How does the executioner like his coffee? Decap"

"What have Margret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common?(NSFW) They both fucked miners(minors) in the 1980s"

"I've never seen more than 600 dollars worth of cars in a 7-Eleven parking lot."

"I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule. Seems he half-assed it..."